DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND

Dear Future Husband,

Tonight is one of those nights that I wish we had become one. This isn't about some twitch and chemical reactions in my body sending my brain some kind of signals, it's about telling you a lot of important stuffs.

Ininghe, I hope you and I build a life of fun, Joy and laughter, I hope we find the faith to love each other everyday. I also pray we can live with each other no matter the storms that come our way.

Ima-ndo, am scared of taking that huge step down the aisle with you; I fear one day,I will snore too loud that you will think of leaving me.

Am scared one day I will scream too hard that you will hit me.

Am scared one day, I will grow too fat and you will look elsewhere.

Am scared one day you will wake up and tell me it's not working.

Am scared one day you will love me less should we not have male children.

Am scared one day you will make the price of our marriage children.

Am scared you will love our daughter more and then i will just be a second wife.

Am scared one day you will come home and refuse to eat my food or touch me.

Ebe-ndo, Divorce!! that's the word have been too scared to say, I do not want that to ever happen to us, I can't stand letting go of those vows, you are going to be the center of my world how am I supposed to live without you. How much damage are we going to do to our kids? Please stay with me.

Being equal: 

my dear husband I do not want to be your equal because I can never be, it will be a total ruin if I were your equal, I would have no need for you if I were. I want to be your unequal,the incomplete that makes you complete, the weaker vessel that makes your heart beat. 

I do not want equal rights like you in our home, I will lose the lifetime opportunity to truly be a woman, I want to lure you like samson was lured, I want to charm you like solomon was. I want to go to bed everyday knowing I have what it takes to make a king go on his knees, I want to wake up everyday knowing I have a king to please, Lo, if I were your equal I would be deprived of this.

We may not have candle lights, chandeliers hanging over us at dinner, but I promise to make our little home paradise.

Promise me you will let me work, promise me you will let me name our kids.

Am going to love your family like mine, but you need to promise me you will ensure am treated like your wife. I promise to love your mother and not label her a witch.

Ima-esit,

Will you come with me to the labour room? Do u promise not to panick? am going to be fine

I hope you will discipline our children, teach our sons how to be proper gentlemen, you will teach them to respect women.

How will you protect our kids from the homosexuality taking over the world? How will you teach our sons to be independent @ 9.

Finally my soulmate, promise me you will not be unfaithful,it will kill me, I will live the rest of my life faithful to you, am not going to get bored, if you are looking for variety you can ask that I wear a different perfume every night for you. I know there are desperate girls ,and I know you are human but please stay faithful not because you love me, (love is not always enough) but because you will offend god, because we will go down as a family, because I will die inside everyday, because it is easy to repeat, because you may get black mailed, because you will invite a stranger to our matrimonial bed.

Love,

Your Future wife